In 1983 I sat in the family room on my families farm watching TV from our giant satellite dish.  Back then I loved big haired rock and roll, dreamed of taking over Klaus Meine’s job as lead vocals of the Scorpions and secretly I wanted to be a solid gold dancer.  I’m white, can’t dance but I loved to try.

It all started on that TV set 26 years ago when I watch the Motown 25th Anniversary broadcast.  I was a closet Michael Jackson fan and the media back then rumored that there was going to be something huge that night.  Little did the world know that “Billy Jean” was about to turn the dance world literally on it’s ear and into a different direction.  The following year (1984) “Beat Street” hit the screen and then “Footloose,” the American dance revolution was born.

Even though I was still white, my buddies and I use to but cardboard downstairs in my parents basement and attempt to dance.

Yesterday the world said goodbye to the “King of Pop.”  I too said goodbye privately as I’m sure most of the world did.

I’m sure you heard most of the speakers and friends say “Michael Jackson was a lover of life!”  I want to say that “a lover of life would never take theirs.”

Thanks Michael for letting me think that it was possible to dance.

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One of the most beautiful places you’ll find on planet earth is Lake Powell.  Its a man made lake, about 150 miles long in Southern Utah.

Last year my niece and her boyfriend’s family discovered the world largest rock crack.  To get there you have to swim to the ledge and start your climb.  This year we loaded up the kids and the flip mino HD and the Xshot and made the climb.

Special thanks to my brother in laws for shoving my girth to the top.

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I think you’ll agree that every once in a while strange things happen on vacation.  I witnessed Bigfoot / Sasquatch – (Click Here For Video) and now this.

There is nothing sexier than what your about to see.

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The Patterson-Gimlin film is a movie of a Bigfoot creature taken by Roger Patterson and Robert Gimlin in 1967.

Last week on my vacation to Lake Powell in Southern Utah, I was able to capture a Bigfoot or Sasquatch type creature on film.

My brother in-law and I sent the footage to the Bigfoot institute for an analysis from the worlds greatest Bigfoot experts and they agree that this footage confirms the Patterson-Gimlin film.

WARNING – - this is scary close up footage.  Remember I’m “almost a celebrity” I know what I’m doing.   Please use caution when approaching such beasts.

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Last week I went on vacation to Lake Powell in southern Utah.   The lake is about 150 miles of red rock and sand and it’s out in the boonies with limited cell phone service and my wifi card would not pick up a signal.

Holy Snikies…… unplugged from the world for 7 days; its that humanly possible?  The answer is yes it is possible but your going to have to do a lot of catching up when you plug back in.

So here’s what happens to me “Almost A Celebrity” when I unplug from the world for (7) seven days.

Email
196 personal emails
2432 business emails – there are some photo and autograph requests, thanks mom!

Newsworthy
Farrah Faucett dies
Michael Jackson dies –  Thank Goodness I still have my Thriller jacket. Click Here
Billy Mays dies
Real Estate still sucks
Karl Malden dies
Gary Colemans wife arrested
Sarah Pallin quits
52 total banks have failed in 2009
Apple iphone sales record
Did I mention that Real Estate still sucks

My Neighborhood (the hood)
My neighbor mowed my lawn; maybe I should leave more often.

Social Media
68-business friend request on Facebook
24 linkedin request
168 new personal twitter followers

It might take 7 full days just to catch up on all of this but being unplugged produced some really funny / interesting and cool videos to show you over the next few days

When you go on vacation do you unplug from the world or do you stay plugged in and on top of it?  Leave me your comments below

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After a long day at work, an even longer commute home, some dinner, catch up with the kids, kiss the wife, kick the dog you don’t like (just kidding) you settle into your favorite chair to watch a little TV.

Today’s technology allows you to see hundreds of channels from around the globe in various languages.  Media outlets were buzzing about the anticipation from two shows on two different networks.

What’s all the buzz about?
1.    Donald Trumps latest toy called RAW (WWE Wrestling which is so real)
2.    TLC’s bucket of crap called,  “Jon and Kate have an announcement.”

If your unsure as to why anyone would want to burn calories by blogging about those two idiots on TLC Click Here.

How can you tell the Real Estate Market and Casino Business stink like that old baseball hat you wore all season but never washed?  Donald Trump goes out and buys Monday Night RAW, which is a division of World Wrestling Entertainment or the WWE for short.

If the beacon of American land acquisition and development turns his focus to the “so real” business of wrestling maybe we should all abandon our houses and move south to Mexico where their economy is booming and crime rate are low. (Sarcasm)

Should we be worried about the American economy now?  Remember this is a guy who created Trump University solely for the purposes of teaching the American public how to be as Rich as him and now he wants to entertain us.   Would you pee your pants with fear if you woke up and turned on Good Morning America and saw the American Real Estate Beacon standing in the middle of Giants stadium shirtless, wearing a borrowed cod-piece from Siegfried and Roy waving a sword and screaming to a sold out crowd “are you not entertained?”

If I saw that I would probably change the channel to TLC and see what bucket of crap they’re serving up.

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Yesterday was father’s day.  Let’s face it; father’s day is one of the stupidest holidays on the calendar.  The other is Mother’s day.

I’m not all knowing; I’m mostly knowing in most areas of life.  This is one of the things I mostly know.  If we have to plan a day to acknowledge those who brought us into this world, we should be ashamed of ourselves.

Every year I get the same question from my kids, “dad what do you want for father day?” Every year I say the same thing, “Nothing.”

The reason I loathe father’s day is because every day is Father’s day to me. I have a 16-year-old daughter who thinks I’m mostly embarrassing but still says, “I love you dad” and means it most days.  I also have a 12 year old son who still thinks I’m cool and he doesn’t mind give the old man a good morning and a good night kiss. Both aren’t afraid to give a hug and both aren’t afraid to leave me with a funny story.  So why do I need a “special day?”  I have no clue.

This year I’ll turn 43, I know I look a lot younger than that.  My father is still alive, still in my life and I talk with him every other day or so.  My mother is still alive, still in my life and I also talk to her every other day or so.  It wasn’t always that way, I did my fair share of pushing them away as a teen but I think that’s expected.

If your parents are alive, pick of the phone and call them.  Better yet call often or go visit them.  Tell them how you feel, give them a little thanks for getting you out in the world somewhat productive and stable.  I promise you two (2) things;
1.    If you pick of the phone and talk with your parents a couple of times a week and you tell them you love them, you will loath Father’s day and Mother’s Day just as much as I do because everyday will be a Mother’s or Fathers day.
2.    You won’t have any regrets when it comes time for them to leave this earth.

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What started out as a joke has now turned into an international incident?  A few days ago my body guard JC-Mix-A-Lot and I made a simple rap video inviting skateboarding superstar Rob Dyrdek to Lake Powell.

We posted it on YouTube, sent it some of our friends in the music business including Sue “the talent” Kelley.

The response from the world was unbelievable positive and our video started to get noticed in the charts.  “The Talent” advised us that if we wanted to stay in control of our creative content, we needed to launch or own label and we needed to do it fast.  On Thursday June 11th 2009 Phat Beats™ was born.

The video went to number one is Asia.  Our people called on Friday June 12th 2009 to inform us that myself “Big Pimpin” and my body guard “JC-Mix-A-Lot” had dethroned David Hasselhoff as the fan favorite in Germany.  Calls kept coming in from China, Canada, Russia, South Africa, Jon and Kate and the Octomom to name a few.  JC-Mix-A-Lot got a call from Megan Fox to do a Transformer primer in New York and my mother called to see if I could get Max, from Dancing with the Stars, to autograph a picture, now that I’m famous? Sure thing Mom!

Rolling Stones got wind of what was taking place and they wanted a cover piece for their July 2009 cover.  On Monday the 15th of June 2009, I met JC-Mix-A-Lot in Los Angeles CA where we shot the cover for Rolling Stone Magazine.

Michael Acord "Big Pimpin" and Jim Low "JC Mix-a-lot"

Just in case you’ve been on some other planet in the last two weeks, here is our track.

On the mixer – Scott “Whip It” Taylor

Once again, here is “our video seen round the world.”

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“Now Go Out There And Start Talking About Me.”

As reflected in the inbox of your email, Mass Control 2.0 was launched again for the final time, or was it?

What did we learn?

1.    A small group of marketers with huge lists can make a dramatic impact on the outcome of a product sale – That’s not a conspiracy it’s a fact.
2.    The self-made entrepreneur is dead.

Networking or relationship building is key in every business.  From Real Estate to Internet Marketing and every business in between, the survival of a business depends on the networking skills of the owners, operators and managers.

The jealous few (yours truly) who haven’t built those relationships in the Internet world will always be looking from the outside in and we’ll always be slightly pissed off when we hear “Mass Control Still Created a MILLION DOLLAR WEEKEND.”

Who’s fault?  Mine!   Maybe I should take my own advice except this time I’ll put a little spin on it like this; “Now go out there and start talking with people.”

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A few weeks ago I ate some bad Chinese food, went to bed, woke up sick and in a panic believing that the Internet is controlled by a small group of people.

I wrote (3) three blog posts about it, I said my piece and went on my way.  Hours after the last post, a guy shows up at my house and asks if I would participate in an “internet survey” – go figure.

The next morning I notice a guy and a gal dressed in MIB outfits driving a black four door following me to my favorite establishment for RedBull – now they’re on to me.

I got a little hate mail, which is cool because no one knows who I am.  I got a couple of hate text messages telling me to “shut up” about my conspiracy theory.  It’s been very exciting for me, I feel like I’m in the middle of the pelican brief.

Here is a quick summary
I believe that the top internet marketers meet quarterly at a secret location somewhere in Pacoima CA to discuss who’s launch is next and how they can dominate the world and split up their revenues equally.  It’s a simple theory with no fact until today.

I would have never caught on to their system but these bright minds of marketing made a mistake.  In the past, their emails came in over several days and I would read them and delete them.  Today all of the emails came in on one day and I would have never caught on if they had continued to spread them out over several days and weeks.  I believe something large is out on the horizon and it’s coming soon which is why all of the email was rushed

I received and email from everyone on the list below.  Every one of those emails announced some new video series from the over handsome and kind of irreverent Frank Kern (or Triple H you can chose)

•    Jeff Walker
•    Eban Pagen
•    Ryan Deiss
•    Ryan Wade
•    John Reese
•    Jeff “Herschy” Schwerdt
•    Ben Brooks
•    Frank Kern (Himself)

I own some of their products and most are good

Frank has another friend named Mike Filsaime so I’m betting he sent an email to his list.  I bought some of Mike’s products, got up sold at lease 5 times and then got an email daily about buying more products so I unsubscribed.

How many people are on those gentleman’s lists?  I don’t know but I’ll bet its over One Billion subscribers.  If you had access to those numbers could you control the Internet?  I sure would like to try.

I guess we should call them the EF Hutton on the Web.

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