My 9/11 Memory


Today marks the 8th anniversary of the what us commoners refer to as 9/11.  8 years ago today I was sitting in my office when my partner Scott poked his head in.  “My wife just called and said that a plane had crashed into the world trade center.”

Months earlier someone smuggled a small TV into the building so we could watch March madness, now it was madness trying to find that TV so we could see what was really going on in the news.

I watched live as the plane hit the 2nd tower, somewhat comforted knowing I was 2,000 plus miles away and probably safe.

I don’t have permission to tell these stories with my friends names but I’m going to tell them anyway because they remind me that “life is a choice, enjoy it while you can.”

While I was sitting in my chair with my feet up watching the news and eating snack pack, a friend of mine had just kicked open the door to the roof of his office building in New York.  He sees a building down the street with a hole in it, black smoke and flames pouring out.  He’s aware of the crowd that has now gathered with him on the roof.  He hears the sirens, the people, the police, he looks around and thinks of his family.  It’s at this moment he realizes this is not accident, it’s an attack.  His office is directly across the street from the Empire State Building.  When he did the math in his head, it was clear he needed to vacate the roof immediately.  If the Empire state building was next he was certainly toast.  He called his wife and told her to call his married children and for everyone to meet in central park.

I asked him why the park and he said “there are no tall buildings in the park.”

While my one friend was scrabbling to gather his family, my other friends was having a personal nightmare.

His office was four blocks away from the world trade center.  When the first plane hit the first tower the noise was so loud he instantly know something was wrong.  Since he lived in New Jersey he thought it was in his best interest to vacate his building and head home.  He grabbed his briefcase and jacket and exited his personal workstation called a cubicle.  He was immediately created by his supervisor who said “where are you going?  You haven’t been excused.”  Not wanting to cause waves he returned to his cube to “wait it out.”

He attempted to leave two other times only to be greeted by the supervisor who insisted that all would be well and that he needed to stay in his cube.

I asked him why he stayed and he said that he didn’t want to lose his job.

By now ash and smoke had filled most of the financial district.  He could see people running down the streets trying to get away from that area as fast as they could.

Your life or your job?
He chose his life.  By the time he gets to the street there is no transportation and most of the access to and from Manhattan had been closed.

To make a long story short, he walked back to Jersey and once in New Jersey the state police were quarantining everyone who had made it across the river because of possible chemical warfare.  I won’t tell you his exact phrase but to summarize it went something like “Oh hell no.” With the huge crowds and limited state police he was able to jump a fence and walk home.
There was no phone service all day, his family had kissed him good bye in the morning and hadn’t heard from him all day.  They knew his office location and had expected the worst.  At 10:45 PM EST he, covered in ash, soot and smoke, with suit torn, feet hurting and hungry as hell, he knocks on his own door.

His Quote – - “I have never felt more loved in my life.”

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Why I Tip My Hat To The Gosselin’s


Last night I was sitting on the couch with the Prince of the MichaelAcord Dot Com empire; we just finished Shaq Vs when the promo for Jon Gossselin’s sit down with Good Morning America’s Chris Cuomo appeared.

Last I checked, I’m an American, I like a good train wreck so I stayed to watch “just a little bit.”

Whether you like the Gosselin’s or not, they are marketing geniuses.  Hear me out, you have 8 kids, your wife is a nag, your husband is a noodle.  She beats him down on the show, he takes it, the ratings go up, he snaps, she snaps and like magic, your getting paid to be on every magazine cover in the world.  Not just the US, the world.

I, who have no creativity tried to get my piece of the Gosselin’s cash by launching a failed clothing line called “I slept with John too” and a swim suit line tailored to “the other woman” called “my wife is a nag”

So as I struggle to find my place in the internet whore hall of fame, I tip my hat to those incredibly famous people who haven’t done a damn thing like;

Paris Hilton
Jon and Kate
Super Dell
Judge Bob
Carman Electra
The whole Kardashian Clan
Nick and Brook Hogan
The lead singer for the Porch Gouls
Jesse Jackson
Al Sharpton
Kimora Simmons

Just to name a few.

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Snow Leopard Proves A Little Dicey Out Of The Box


I know that we all have out favorite little software programs.  Since I made my move to Apple almost a year ago I have two favorite programs that act as another pair of arms.

The first is OmniFocus and the second is Daylite.

OmniFocus was developed out of the GTD theory. (Getting Things Done by David Allen)  In OmniFocus I can organize my life into different projects and task, assign deadlines and sync my projects and task with my iphone.  This allows me to see what needs to be done at all times and if I’m away from my Mac I can assign task to my iphone that can sync to my Mac at a later time.

One of the coolest parts of OmniFocus is where I can assign emails to the inbox of OmniFocus.  Omnifocus works with Mac Mail; this allows me to clear out my email and assign them as tasks to different projects at a later time

Until now………..

The new Snow Leopard has removed my ability to assign emails to my OmniFocus inbox.

Daylite is a contact management system.  I can enter in contacts, create conversation logs, assign emails and files to my contacts and create tasks.

Daylite also works with Mac Mail to link email communication to a specific contact file.  Since the “upgrade” to Snow Leopard this linking function has been removed.

Because I made the upgrade, I get to waste my time and attempt to find a patch for both programs.

Since I’m not a code banger and I don’t know how long it will take to find these patches; I can’t give Snow Leopard a rating.  All I know is that “Snow” was going to make my Mac bigger, stronger, faster (cue in six million dollar man theme song) Instead it has chopped off my already challenged Trex Arms.

More to come after I find my patches and explore “Snow” in depth.

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My 100th Comment


I started this blog because my shrink said it would be good place for me to vent about the stupidity of man kind without anyone getting hurt.  As time went by I got a couple of people to actually read this thing.

Every world renowned blogger, like myself, will tell you that “Comments” are like Christmas presents that you hopefully get to open up every day.

100 Comments

100 Comments

Yesterday I received my 100th comment and in a round about way I am trying to say Thanks For Posting Your Comments on my blog.

Some of you have given us some funny things to think about.

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Just Slap That


Here is a video that Jim one of my readers sent me. Its harmless fun with a couple of kids.

Now File This Under “You May Want To Lighten Up…….Just A Bit”

Below are some comments from a YouTube viewer

“Well, I can see these kids are trying to get their parent to pay attention to them. Now that they do get attention through this kind of action, who knows what will happen to them as grown-ups. Stop shoving this crap down the throats of our children! They have a right to discover and like their own music!   Signed Zerosister

First Off -
…..  You can’t get touch with a name like Zerosister.  That’s like an MMA fighter stepping into the cage with a name like Estragen Gonzalez.  Both fighters might get hurt but one will definitely have sore breasts.

Second Off -
……….”down the throats of our children? Is “ZEROSister” a divorcee who is pissed off at her ex-husband’s new girl friend who can be heard on the audio saying “honey get the Miley Cirus stripper pole?”  or

Lastly -
……Is it that we as a society are wound up so tight about everything from H1N1 to the economy, healthcare reform and our bailout money.  Are we so high strung that we have forgotten what it’s like to be a kid?

You and I both can learn a lot from kids.  The most important is they (kids) could care less what everyone thinks about them and they know that slapping your ass in front of people, no matter what your age or size is still funny.

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Special Diet Update #5


I’ve gotten a lot of email regarding the Special Diet Update’s.  I usually post those on Monday Mornings at 8:00 AM MST.  For some strange reason (writer error) they were not posted the last couple of weeks.

So I have put together a double post of the numbers but before you get to them here are some thoughts.

I am amazed at how I caught myself reaching for “comfort food.”  I live a very hectic and stressful life.  I sign autographs, write stories, pose for pictures with old people, shoot the neighborhood kids in the Airsoft Wars and run my companies.  I feel like I live in a real live Axe commercial were young people are trying to tackle me at all times.  The tackling thing is good because it’s improved my plyometrics.

As a human I have vices; electronics, cologne, shoes, sleep, travel, trucks, the paparatzi and woman, sorry but I’m a magnet; they’re jealous of my shoes.  The biggest vice I have is food.  There are only two things in the world that compare to a Chocodile both of which can’t be mentioned at this time.  What about the taste of hot off the grill charred animal flesh and then there’s hot bread and butter.  You see, its hard to maintain and I only gave you three visuals.

Try seating yourself at the all you can eat buffet at Captain George’s in Virginia Beach VA.  You walk in there and you won’t leave for at least two hours.  So with all my vices I have found that I have stayed somewhat steady because I hit the bike, treadmill and weights pretty hard; that and my Super Star Tri-Athlete brother in law checking in on me ever once in a while.  Thanks John

Here are the weight loss totals by day
July 9 – 275.6
July 10 – 270.6
July 11 – 267.6
July 12 – 265.4
July 13 – 264.4
July 14 – 263.2
July 15 – 261.8
July 16 – 260.6
July 17 – 260.0
July 18 – 258.2
July 19 – 257.6
July 20 – 257.8
July 21 – 257.2
July 22 – 256.0
July 23 – 255.4
July 24 – 254.8
July 25 – 254.4

July 26 – Aug 2nd Vacation

Aug 3 – 255.4
Aug 4 – 255.2
Aug 5 – 255.0
Aug 6 – 254.4
Aug 7 – 254.4
Aug 8 – 253.6
Aug 9 – 254.8 Damn Burrito
Aug 10- 255.8
Aug 11 – 254.4
Aug 12 – 254.4
Aug 13 – 254.2
Aug 14 – 254.0
Aug 15 – 255.2
Aug 16 – 253.8
Aug 17 – 255.8
Aug 18 – 255.8
Aug 19 – 253.8
Aug 20 – 254.8
Aug 21 – 256.2 Damn JJ’s
Aug 22 – 255.0
Aug 23 – 254.8
Aug 24 – 253.8
Aug 25 – 254.0
Aug 26 – 254.8
Aug 27 – 254.6
Aug 28 – 253.6
Aug 29 – 254.8
Aug 30 – 254.7
Aug 31 – 254.6

Goals for the week – Exercise, Sleep and More Greens.  The reason I said sleep is  that I like to stay up late and wake up late which isn’t cool now that school is back in.

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The Bush Action Cam


The Airsoft Militia decided that we needed to film an action packed Airsoft War.  We all drew straws and I lost.  Little did I know the bush and kill cam created the best Airsoft War video on the internet.  Video assist made possible by Flip Mino HD and my trusty Xshot.

I got shot more as a camera man then I did as a player.

Look out Spielberg, I’m buying DreamWorks and taking over your job.

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Why I’m Considering A Top Of The Line PC


Considering my latest beef with Bill Gates (click Here) and his God complex, I thought it appropriate to discuss my newest purchase.  Yesterday I went out and ordered the newest, top of the line PC with a 70 inch monitor.

JUST KIDDING

My only issue with PC’s is that I didn’t follow the advice of my brother in law and make the switch to my Mac sooner.

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Chula Vista CA – Little League Champions


For a 2 hour time frame this afternoon I felt like Uncle Rico re-living my days as a little league baseball player. Congratulations to Chula Vista California, the 12 to 13 year Little League Baseball Champions.

Chula Vista got to the finals with power but won the championship because of their role players.  It doesn’t hurt to have Luke Ramirez, a 6 foot 2 inch 13 year old who can hit the ball to Canada.

Congratulations guys, you played a great game.

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Does Bill Gates Think He’s God?


Last Friday Bill Gates turned the science community on its head when said he wanted to stop hurricanes.

To prove to the world he was serious he and a dozen other scientists submitted patent applications for technologies that reduce the danger of approaching hurricanes by cooling ocean temperatures.

SIDEBAR………… I don’t know the man personally.  He’s called, I’ve ignored him and we’ve played this game for years.  I am no longer a supporter or users of Windows due to what my people have found to be “faulty coding.”  When 96 percent (and falling) of the world uses his software that doesn’t give him permission to build inferior software with holes in it; holes that allow virus developers to attack my machine. These developers have become alias and friends who work for Gates because he secretly owns the virus and adware protection companies.  This allows Gates to double dip on all sales.  His net worth has been as high as 54 billion but that doesn’t account for his before mentioned ghostly partnerships in other “software ventures.”   It those were noted he would worth more than god.

AND WERE BACK…………Patent clerks have been quoted as saying that Gate’s stuff is “Really Cool and will help a lot of people who live along the water like those in Detroit.”   Really, hurricanes in Detroit; are they serious?  “That’s probably why you’re still a clerk.”

Is this an instance of having to much money?  Has his once Einstein-esk brains turned into Mississippi mud?  Should Warren Buffet be worried about his financial contributions and demand his money back.

Are all those children in Africa going to be victims of Katrina type hurricanes?  Its possible you know; hurricanes have to go somewhere and since a lot of them form off the western coast of Africa this “new technology” could produce a 180 effect sending all hurricanes back to Africa.  TRAGIC.

So Mr. Gate let me remind you of two scientists who wanted to “seed” clouds to remove fog and produce snow.  They would fly up into the fog, dump their “seed” stuff and hope it would snow.  They did this for a few days with no success.

On one occasion they went up to do their “seeding” on what was the nastiest and foggiest day on record but on this day their eyes couldn’t see out of the fog in time and their plane hit a mountain.  Needless to say – no one is “cloud seeding” in the Rocky Mountains any more.

William, Do You Think Your God?

Having a God complex didn’t work for Alec and it probably won’t work for you.  My advice is to stick with things you can do like stopping speeding trains with your bare hands, or leaping over tall building in a single bound.  Catching bullets with your teeth.

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