Guess who got the last laugh?

Last night I was watching Saturday Night Live and Ms. Swift was the host and she took some pretty funny pokes at Joe Jonas, Kenya West  during her monologue and she surprised your teenage daughter with her mention at about 1:32.

So instead of honoring the guy who invented the fur lined jockstrap called “The Duke” I thought very appropriate to show the world what is being called “the monologue song.”  Enjoy

Yes, I’m fully aware that I spelled Kenya’s name wrong, I did that on purpose.  The real spelling is D-U-M-B-A-S-S  (do the chickens have large talons?)

If I was that talented the world would be even more screwed up.

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Sone of his most memorable slogans are;

“Drink Metamucil And You Won’t Die”
“Volvo – there boxie but their good”
“Drive a Jaguar and you’ll get a …..” – you get the drift.

His bosses wanted to put him in the nut house for speaking the truth.

I wonder what they would have done with the guy who did this?

From Reno NV someone has a sense of humor.

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I believe traffic is the name of the game and every website, blog and sales page are out to claim their piece of the world wide web, including yours truly.  I started this blog more for my own entertainment than anything else.  I still have no idea what makes a good blog.  lets face the facts.  I’m a retired seminar speaker who laughs at his own jokes more than my audiences did.  Even my kids, my manager, publicist, legal team and my body guard / rap partner JC-Mix-A-Lot know that.

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Over the last year of trying to figure out the internet marketing business, I have spent a fortune on my education.  I have a really super small list that are more concerned for my mental well being than actually buying my products and services but today I got my very first affiliate commission check.  Even though its a faction of my investment, it’s still my check.

Having an internet business is like playing golf.  You can spend all day poking around in the rough and sand and all it takes is one really good shot or check and soon your hear yourself saying “that’s enough to bring me back tomorrow to try again.”

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As you can see from the video, it’s even funnier watching my crew. “And the Oscar for best theatrics in a fishing movie goes to…….”   If you’ve got a fish story, share it in the comments below or just share your thoughts.

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I saw this little man while waiting for the boat to come back from Alcatraz yesterday.  The kid knew how to work it.  I only caught the tail end of the show. He dances so fast I had to slow the frames down just to keep up.

Ladies and Gentleman, I give you “spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch” Michael Jackson style.

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I’m sure you’ve seen the movie Rockstar with Mark Wahlberg or heard about a young singer in Asia named Arnel Pineda who belted out Journey tunes and was later discovered by Journey band member Neal Schon through a YouTube video.

What you may not know is that on this night, after the ice water was flowing freely, I recorded a video that forever changed the music industry.

When the video went public on January 1 2009 it was immediately notice by industry giants Jine Records and Phat Beats.  Jine immediately made a play to sign the artist but because of currency conversion rates, their offer came in less than Phat’s.  At 11:52 PM on January 1 2009 Phat Beats Incorporated had signed this amazing singer.  At the press conference a reporter from knucklebone asked what he thought about his signing and the deal in general.

He replied
“Lou Graham Can’t Hold My Jock!”

Enjoy the audition video and for best result watch in HQ on the bottom right.

The album is due out in January 2012.  Thats if the Myan calander is wrong and were all still here.

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The Billy Mays bit was not intended to be disrespectful.  Jim, my son and myself are huge fans of his.  This clip came together in the editing room, we did not script it.  We Love You Billy!

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What started out as a joke has now turned into an international incident?  A few days ago my body guard JC-Mix-A-Lot and I made a simple rap video inviting skateboarding superstar Rob Dyrdek to Lake Powell.

We posted it on YouTube, sent it some of our friends in the music business including Sue “the talent” Kelley.

The response from the world was unbelievable positive and our video started to get noticed in the charts.  “The Talent” advised us that if we wanted to stay in control of our creative content, we needed to launch or own label and we needed to do it fast.  On Thursday June 11th 2009 Phat Beats™ was born.

The video went to number one is Asia.  Our people called on Friday June 12th 2009 to inform us that myself “Big Pimpin” and my body guard “JC-Mix-A-Lot” had dethroned David Hasselhoff as the fan favorite in Germany.  Calls kept coming in from China, Canada, Russia, South Africa, Jon and Kate and the Octomom to name a few.  JC-Mix-A-Lot got a call from Megan Fox to do a Transformer primer in New York and my mother called to see if I could get Max, from Dancing with the Stars, to autograph a picture, now that I’m famous? Sure thing Mom!

Rolling Stones got wind of what was taking place and they wanted a cover piece for their July 2009 cover.  On Monday the 15th of June 2009, I met JC-Mix-A-Lot in Los Angeles CA where we shot the cover for Rolling Stone Magazine.

Michael Acord "Big Pimpin" and Jim Low "JC Mix-a-lot"

Just in case you’ve been on some other planet in the last two weeks, here is our track.

On the mixer – Scott “Whip It” Taylor

Once again, here is “our video seen round the world.”

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After watching the “Blob” episode of Rob’s Fantasy Factory, my niece Shelby came up with a great idea for our Lake Powell trip in June.   “Why don’t we invite Rob and his Blob to come to Lake Powell with us?”  The original idea was to write a rap, call Chanel “the rapping receptionist” but we decided to create a video at the same time hoping one of them catches his eye or ear.

My body guard Jim got Sue “The Talent” Kelley to agree to let us come down to her studio and lay down the audio.  If your not in the audio video business then you probably don’t know that “The Talent” travels the world to do anything and everything audio.  She has mad skills I could only dream of so getting her to agree to this is pretty much a miracle.   Watch this in HD on the bottom right.

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I heard this news broadcast 6 years ago.  I laughed then.  I laughed even harder last night when I was writing this post, what can I say, I have no maturity.   The world is not coming to an end.   But, if your names are Andrew and Eric it might have already happened.

I only want to hear your Armageddon story if it involves twins, a wild dingo, black pvc pipe and Everclear.  Give me your thoughts in the comments section.  Now go out there and start talking about me.

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