Close your eyes and think of someone who your not a fan of.  Think of someone you would love to give a piece of your mind to.  With eyes still closed visualize their face right in front of yours.  You can see their eyes, wrinkles and probably smell their RSB.  (Reasty Shit Breath) Now hear yourself say…………  end visualization exercise.

So the local gas refinery exploded a couple of days ago, no one was hurt but there was a lot of property damage.   Tonight I’m writing and thinking about how i’m going to rule the world when I hear the news people talking about those who bought homes next to the refinery demanding someone explain how this could happen.

Since I play a geophysicist on YouTube, I know I’m the most qualified to explain what happened.

So here goes……..You bought a cheap house next to the refinery.  When you made your purchase you never said to your spouse “hey is there a chance the refinery across the street could blow up and shatter our windows or better yet an explosion could blow the roof off our new cheap house?  Honey, is there a chance that one of those exhaust stakes could shoot sky high in the air only to impale our 5 year old in the back yard and if these things do happen who is going to pay for it?”

Those questions were never asked and now that it’s happened you want someone to explain it to you.

Here’s your explanation—–Your A Dumbass.  By the way, this is how your visualization exercise should have ended.

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In case you missed it, a gunman opens fire at Fort Hood in TX killing 12 people and wounding 30 plus others.

THE CAUSE ……

Military officials said that Hasan (the shooter) was “pretty upset” about his deployment to Iraq.

File this under “did you read the fine print?”  Somewhere buried in a paragraph in the enrollment form is language that says something like this; “there is a good chance, possible a great chance you could go to war.”

If your thinking of a career in the military common sense should tell you that you could end up in war zone.  If your shocked they deploy you, your a dumbass.

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