I think we’ve been over this before – - – “I’m not a Racist, I’m a Judgementalist”  if your an idiot, your an idiot.  Race has nothing to do with it.

By now you’ve heard how Kanye West (idiot) took the mic from Taylor Swift last night at the MTV VMA’s and proclaimed Beyonce’s video was the best.  Saturday night Serena Williams (idiot) announced to the entire globe that she is going to shove a tennis ball up the lines woman’s F^&K*&G ass in the semi finals of the Woman US Open.

So here’s the questions “How many more months will it take for common courtesy to disappear from the face of the earth forever?” 1, 3, 5, 10?

What if the peacemakers of the world stopped cold and started tell it like it is?

What if my soft drink “Shut The Hell Up™ which is scheduled to launch in 2010 came out tomorrow.  Think about how conversations would go; “sounds to me like you could use a can of Shut The Hell Up™.  Your talking to that one family member that you can’t stand, the one you’ve been nice to for years and all of a sudden you say; “you know what? You deserve a whole case of Shut The Hell Up™.  Or, here’s a shot, mug, glass, platter, plate, bowl, stein of Shut The Hell Up™.  Think about all the time you would save by not having to listen to those worthless conversations about other peoples lives, kids, promotions, jobs, careers, wedding announcements, business plans, baby showers.

Don’t even think about praying and asking what would Jesus do?  I’m sure he is so tired of all the fighting, bickering, moaning and complaining that even he, the son of god, would love to say “here, have a sacrament cup full of Shut The Hell Up™.

Maybe it’s time WE stopped thinking about ourselves and started really caring about others.  If you don’t, it should come as no surprise next time you start talking about yourself to hear me say “hey, how about a can of Shut The Hell Up™.”

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