A few weeks ago I ate some bad Chinese food, went to bed, woke up sick and in a panic believing that the Internet is controlled by a small group of people.

I wrote (3) three blog posts about it, I said my piece and went on my way.  Hours after the last post, a guy shows up at my house and asks if I would participate in an “internet survey” – go figure.

The next morning I notice a guy and a gal dressed in MIB outfits driving a black four door following me to my favorite establishment for RedBull – now they’re on to me.

I got a little hate mail, which is cool because no one knows who I am.  I got a couple of hate text messages telling me to “shut up” about my conspiracy theory.  It’s been very exciting for me, I feel like I’m in the middle of the pelican brief.

Here is a quick summary
I believe that the top internet marketers meet quarterly at a secret location somewhere in Pacoima CA to discuss who’s launch is next and how they can dominate the world and split up their revenues equally.  It’s a simple theory with no fact until today.

I would have never caught on to their system but these bright minds of marketing made a mistake.  In the past, their emails came in over several days and I would read them and delete them.  Today all of the emails came in on one day and I would have never caught on if they had continued to spread them out over several days and weeks.  I believe something large is out on the horizon and it’s coming soon which is why all of the email was rushed

I received and email from everyone on the list below.  Every one of those emails announced some new video series from the over handsome and kind of irreverent Frank Kern (or Triple H you can chose)

•    Jeff Walker
•    Eban Pagen
•    Ryan Deiss
•    Ryan Wade
•    John Reese
•    Jeff “Herschy” Schwerdt
•    Ben Brooks
•    Frank Kern (Himself)

I own some of their products and most are good

Frank has another friend named Mike Filsaime so I’m betting he sent an email to his list.  I bought some of Mike’s products, got up sold at lease 5 times and then got an email daily about buying more products so I unsubscribed.

How many people are on those gentleman’s lists?  I don’t know but I’ll bet its over One Billion subscribers.  If you had access to those numbers could you control the Internet?  I sure would like to try.

I guess we should call them the EF Hutton on the Web.

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