After a long day at work, an even longer commute home, some dinner, catch up with the kids, kiss the wife, kick the dog you don’t like (just kidding) you settle into your favorite chair to watch a little TV.

Today’s technology allows you to see hundreds of channels from around the globe in various languages.  Media outlets were buzzing about the anticipation from two shows on two different networks.

What’s all the buzz about?
1.    Donald Trumps latest toy called RAW (WWE Wrestling which is so real)
2.    TLC’s bucket of crap called,  “Jon and Kate have an announcement.”

If your unsure as to why anyone would want to burn calories by blogging about those two idiots on TLC Click Here.

How can you tell the Real Estate Market and Casino Business stink like that old baseball hat you wore all season but never washed?  Donald Trump goes out and buys Monday Night RAW, which is a division of World Wrestling Entertainment or the WWE for short.

If the beacon of American land acquisition and development turns his focus to the “so real” business of wrestling maybe we should all abandon our houses and move south to Mexico where their economy is booming and crime rate are low. (Sarcasm)

Should we be worried about the American economy now?  Remember this is a guy who created Trump University solely for the purposes of teaching the American public how to be as Rich as him and now he wants to entertain us.   Would you pee your pants with fear if you woke up and turned on Good Morning America and saw the American Real Estate Beacon standing in the middle of Giants stadium shirtless, wearing a borrowed cod-piece from Siegfried and Roy waving a sword and screaming to a sold out crowd “are you not entertained?”

If I saw that I would probably change the channel to TLC and see what bucket of crap they’re serving up.

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Yesterday was father’s day.  Let’s face it; father’s day is one of the stupidest holidays on the calendar.  The other is Mother’s day.

I’m not all knowing; I’m mostly knowing in most areas of life.  This is one of the things I mostly know.  If we have to plan a day to acknowledge those who brought us into this world, we should be ashamed of ourselves.

Every year I get the same question from my kids, “dad what do you want for father day?” Every year I say the same thing, “Nothing.”

The reason I loathe father’s day is because every day is Father’s day to me. I have a 16-year-old daughter who thinks I’m mostly embarrassing but still says, “I love you dad” and means it most days.  I also have a 12 year old son who still thinks I’m cool and he doesn’t mind give the old man a good morning and a good night kiss. Both aren’t afraid to give a hug and both aren’t afraid to leave me with a funny story.  So why do I need a “special day?”  I have no clue.

This year I’ll turn 43, I know I look a lot younger than that.  My father is still alive, still in my life and I talk with him every other day or so.  My mother is still alive, still in my life and I also talk to her every other day or so.  It wasn’t always that way, I did my fair share of pushing them away as a teen but I think that’s expected.

If your parents are alive, pick of the phone and call them.  Better yet call often or go visit them.  Tell them how you feel, give them a little thanks for getting you out in the world somewhat productive and stable.  I promise you two (2) things;
1.    If you pick of the phone and talk with your parents a couple of times a week and you tell them you love them, you will loath Father’s day and Mother’s Day just as much as I do because everyday will be a Mother’s or Fathers day.
2.    You won’t have any regrets when it comes time for them to leave this earth.

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What started out as a joke has now turned into an international incident?  A few days ago my body guard JC-Mix-A-Lot and I made a simple rap video inviting skateboarding superstar Rob Dyrdek to Lake Powell.

We posted it on YouTube, sent it some of our friends in the music business including Sue “the talent” Kelley.

The response from the world was unbelievable positive and our video started to get noticed in the charts.  “The Talent” advised us that if we wanted to stay in control of our creative content, we needed to launch or own label and we needed to do it fast.  On Thursday June 11th 2009 Phat Beats™ was born.

The video went to number one is Asia.  Our people called on Friday June 12th 2009 to inform us that myself “Big Pimpin” and my body guard “JC-Mix-A-Lot” had dethroned David Hasselhoff as the fan favorite in Germany.  Calls kept coming in from China, Canada, Russia, South Africa, Jon and Kate and the Octomom to name a few.  JC-Mix-A-Lot got a call from Megan Fox to do a Transformer primer in New York and my mother called to see if I could get Max, from Dancing with the Stars, to autograph a picture, now that I’m famous? Sure thing Mom!

Rolling Stones got wind of what was taking place and they wanted a cover piece for their July 2009 cover.  On Monday the 15th of June 2009, I met JC-Mix-A-Lot in Los Angeles CA where we shot the cover for Rolling Stone Magazine.

Michael Acord "Big Pimpin" and Jim Low "JC Mix-a-lot"

Just in case you’ve been on some other planet in the last two weeks, here is our track.

On the mixer – Scott “Whip It” Taylor

Once again, here is “our video seen round the world.”

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“Now Go Out There And Start Talking About Me.”

As reflected in the inbox of your email, Mass Control 2.0 was launched again for the final time, or was it?

What did we learn?

1.    A small group of marketers with huge lists can make a dramatic impact on the outcome of a product sale – That’s not a conspiracy it’s a fact.
2.    The self-made entrepreneur is dead.

Networking or relationship building is key in every business.  From Real Estate to Internet Marketing and every business in between, the survival of a business depends on the networking skills of the owners, operators and managers.

The jealous few (yours truly) who haven’t built those relationships in the Internet world will always be looking from the outside in and we’ll always be slightly pissed off when we hear “Mass Control Still Created a MILLION DOLLAR WEEKEND.”

Who’s fault?  Mine!   Maybe I should take my own advice except this time I’ll put a little spin on it like this; “Now go out there and start talking with people.”

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A few weeks ago I ate some bad Chinese food, went to bed, woke up sick and in a panic believing that the Internet is controlled by a small group of people.

I wrote (3) three blog posts about it, I said my piece and went on my way.  Hours after the last post, a guy shows up at my house and asks if I would participate in an “internet survey” – go figure.

The next morning I notice a guy and a gal dressed in MIB outfits driving a black four door following me to my favorite establishment for RedBull – now they’re on to me.

I got a little hate mail, which is cool because no one knows who I am.  I got a couple of hate text messages telling me to “shut up” about my conspiracy theory.  It’s been very exciting for me, I feel like I’m in the middle of the pelican brief.

Here is a quick summary
I believe that the top internet marketers meet quarterly at a secret location somewhere in Pacoima CA to discuss who’s launch is next and how they can dominate the world and split up their revenues equally.  It’s a simple theory with no fact until today.

I would have never caught on to their system but these bright minds of marketing made a mistake.  In the past, their emails came in over several days and I would read them and delete them.  Today all of the emails came in on one day and I would have never caught on if they had continued to spread them out over several days and weeks.  I believe something large is out on the horizon and it’s coming soon which is why all of the email was rushed

I received and email from everyone on the list below.  Every one of those emails announced some new video series from the over handsome and kind of irreverent Frank Kern (or Triple H you can chose)

•    Jeff Walker
•    Eban Pagen
•    Ryan Deiss
•    Ryan Wade
•    John Reese
•    Jeff “Herschy” Schwerdt
•    Ben Brooks
•    Frank Kern (Himself)

I own some of their products and most are good

Frank has another friend named Mike Filsaime so I’m betting he sent an email to his list.  I bought some of Mike’s products, got up sold at lease 5 times and then got an email daily about buying more products so I unsubscribed.

How many people are on those gentleman’s lists?  I don’t know but I’ll bet its over One Billion subscribers.  If you had access to those numbers could you control the Internet?  I sure would like to try.

I guess we should call them the EF Hutton on the Web.

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Everyone in my family is a huge Rob Dyrdek fan and I’ve decided that if Jesse James ruled the world, I want Rob Dyrdek to be his Vice President.

After watching the “Blob” episode of Rob’s Fantasy Factory, my niece Shelby came up with a great idea for our Lake Powell trip in June.   “Why don’t we invite Rob and his Blob to come to Lake Powell with us?”  The original idea was to write a rap, call Chanel “the rapping receptionist” but we decided to create a video at the same time hoping one of them catches his eye or ear.

My body guard Jim got Sue “The Talent” Kelley to agree to let us come down to her studio and lay down the audio.  If your not in the audio video business then you probably don’t know that “The Talent” travels the world to do anything and everything audio.  She has mad skills I could only dream of so getting her to agree to this is pretty much a miracle.   Watch this in HD on the bottom right.

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The debate about whites in America continues.  Listen to Pat Buchanan go off on the topic.

• Does he have a point?
• Are white males considered a protected class?

Enjoy the rant

Is he just a crazy white guy?  He’s talking about Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor; lets take her out of the mix, does Pat have a point?  I’m not a fan of Pat but I think he has a valid argument about white discrimination.

• Where is white history month?
• If  1,000,000 white guys marched in Washington DC, people would be pissed and call them racists.
• Why doesn’t the NBA have a per team white guy quota?
• What is the real purpose of Affirmative Action?
• Why does little africa dot com have a list of black only banks?  Where is the white list
• Why should I call you an african, mexican, native or asian american – your an american

What do I know, I’m an over 40 white guy which makes me a protected class by age.   Come on Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson I dare you to make a comment.

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Yesterday I got a couple of my hairs cut at my sister-in-law’s salon, which happens to be attached to her home.  During the style segment of my hairs cut my brother-in-law called me to come down the street and help him and a neighbor encrypt their wireless network.

This neighbor had recently lost a family member to cancer and while I was encrypting there was a big discussion with the neighbor and her friends about finding a cure for cancer.

Ironically my 15-year-old daughter and I had this conversation a couple of days ago.  So let me go on the record and say

“Our health care system was never designed to cure disease.  There is no money in curing a disease.  Pharmaceutical companies lobby our elected officials, the elected official agrees to allow the creation and distribution of drugs that manage the disease, and the patient has to pay a shit load of money for these manage drugs.  The patient lives longer, the drug company makes a fortune and the elected official gets a nice gratuity to their campaign fund.”

Sad but true!

Before you “waste” your time trying to find a cure, figure out how to rid our government of the idiots who are making selfish decisions.  Do that first and then you will find plenty of people willing to open their wallets for a cure.

“So let it be written – so let it be done!”  – Yul Brynner

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Last Saturday was a beautiful day to squeeze into the camouflage, pack up my son and head into the jungles of Utah for an AirSoft War.  Here are some photos from that event.

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At the start of this video you will see my brother Jim and I, just kidding.  He’s my brother in law; we married sisters but get blamed for being the blood relatives.  This video is rated M for Michael which means there’s blood at the end which makes this video awesome and redneck.  Be sure to watch in HQ on the bottom right.

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